pyroluminescence:

I’ve seen the first image go around with captions about how this is what L most likely looks like, given that L is a quarter Japanese and three quarters European. But this whole image set by Bobby Raffin is way too cute! The awkward images at the end just suit L so perfectly and they’re unsettling in a way that gives the perfect impression of just how uncomfortable and bizarre a presence L is to be around. 

Which is a roundabout way of saying I have the weirdest boner right now.

Source

WOAH WAIT
I know this guy I think!
Doesn’t he live in Toronto? 
I think he used to go to my old college. 

(via shaggyshan)

reimanns:

fuckyeahhyrule:

muchneededmerch:

historyistotallyawesome:

muchneededmerch:

historyistotallyawesome:

muchneededmerch:

thrones:

thesportydykeplz:

*screams internally out of desperate need*

Greaaaaattt incredibly adorable nerdy undergarments designed exclusively to suit cis-gender hetero couples.

Not like the rest of us would have been interested.

Just to let you know they can be altered and customized to your liking. :)

Kingdom Hearts

Legend of Zelda

I usually like much needed merch stuff, but lock & key symbolism for genitals is awkward. A vagina is not a treasure chest for unlocking by one key. The whole concept of the lock and key metaphor for genitals is used to shame women for sexuality; hell, it’s even one of the most popular metaphors used by abstinence-only education.

Just to clear things up because there have been a lot of comments about this “lock and key” metaphor and other crazy notions.  I didn’t even know what that was until it was reblogged and mentioned. I wasn’t trying to shame women nor was I trying to discriminate same sex couples or transgender people. You all were looking far too into it. It’s just a funny little metaphor for the penis and vagina but as I have said before you can always customize it to your liking. Just b/c (as any other business that was’t niche for LGBT would be) they are geared toward hetero sexual couples doesn’t mean I’m a hater. I most defiantly am not.

Calling your customers crazy will not win over anyone. Def not buying from much needed merch again now.

I’m sorry but I wasn’t referring to you personally or calling anyone crazy. I just thought it was kind of absurd how people took it in the wrong direction and made outlandish assumptions. 

I’m with MNM on this one. There’s no reason to assume that she was trying to alienate anyone with this product. It’s just supposed to be cute. By saying that it subjugates women or shames them in any way is reading too far into things. And what’s worse is saying that this is offensive to gay couples. That’s just silly. Lets just all settle down and try to appreciate the light hearted nature of this stupid underwear.  

Edit: I think the master sword pair is empowering to women. It implies that your vagina has time travelling capabilities, so… That sounds like a major win for vaginas everywhere. 

Is there really a fucking sexist debate on fucking panties with a dick and vagina joke on them

see this is what I mean jfc

Really people? It’s underwear. Some people just need to stop.

Quit embarrassing yourselves. 

best-of-funny:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

X

Wait… don’t all fruits do this? Accept apples though. I heard the weakest apples rot first. The are more susceptible to the gasses. They are chosen to die so the other apples live longer. 

Okay I’m ready to write my paper.

-stares at blank page-

-gets up-

-goes to kitchen-

-gets waffles and ice cream-

-sits down with waffles and ice cream-

Okay I’m ready to write my paper.

Has anyone ever tried pure cranberry juice? Not the juice blend shit from concentrate. The PURE cranberry juice that’s 10 dollars a jug?

wELL DON’T FUCKING CHOKE ON IT BECAUSE IT’S BURNS LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL FUCK I CAN’T BREATHE WHY GOD

Isn’t it frightening that a human being can get so attached to someone, that if anything were to happen to that treasured someone you wouldn’t be able to function properly.

Don’t you find it terrifying that when you let someone into your life, and they become such a huge part of what you are, that if they disappear you are left feeling as though someone ripped your arm off and for a while you still believe it’s there. 

Isn’t it uneasy how one human being has such an influence on another human being without even realizing it and if something goes wrong you end up missing that influence more than anything else in the world.

I find it horrifyingly unhealthy. You shouldn’t allow yourself to get this way. It’s weak.


But, against my better judgement, here I am… scared.

I have found the cure to a bad day ladies and gentlemen.
Hot Bath
Hot Sex
Hot Popcorn

In that order.

New Painting!

New Painting!

So how do you date a musician?

I think I’m doing it wrong at the moment tumblr.

I didn’t get any god damn instructions.

Any tutorials out there?

Tags: Help

littlemissmagen:

Got my boyfriend a Beiber stocking for Christmas.So he insisted I take this picture.
He’s a classy bitch.

SO I put this photo up on tumblr a few days ago and now some Beiber fans are following me. Completely oblivious to the fact that this was MAKING FUN of the Beiber kid. Starting to think these fans would just love anything with the little bastard’s mug on it. Even if it is tiny. Good god why. Why. Why. Why.

littlemissmagen:

Got my boyfriend a Beiber stocking for Christmas.

So he insisted I take this picture.


He’s a classy bitch.

SO I put this photo up on tumblr a few days ago and now some Beiber fans are following me.

Completely oblivious to the fact that this was MAKING FUN of the Beiber kid.

Starting to think these fans would just love anything with the little bastard’s mug on it. Even if it is tiny. Good god why. Why. Why. Why.


Got my boyfriend a Beiber stocking for Christmas.So he insisted I take this picture.
He’s a classy bitch.

Got my boyfriend a Beiber stocking for Christmas.

So he insisted I take this picture.


He’s a classy bitch.

hiddleston-and-loki:

dat position

He must have some big balls.

(Source: hiddlecrotch, via holymotherofsleipnir)

Merry Christmas from my street.

Merry Christmas from my street.

thefrogman:

Art by Benoît Dromby [deviantart | tumblr]

bifrost-out-of-order:

napoleonbonerhard:

adifferentshadeofgrey:

irohs-the-man:

hungry-for-justice-and-pizza:

sosaysmrstewart:

cosmictuesdays:

anglepoiselamp:

donttakemebacktotherange:

Spooky…

What if you went to this place at night and somewhere amongst the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?

Pick it up. It’s for you.

NO

What if you found a blue one? And it was bigger in the inside?

What if these were the TARDIS’ of all the other time lords? What if the Doctor’s TARDIS was a blue police box because he wanted to stand out?

Or what if when a TARDIS dies it turns red? Everything changes once life has left. Bodies decay. Stars explode. What if a TARDIS becomes an ordinary Telephone Box?

stop

Or these are all the attempts of past companions to make their own TARDIS. To try and chase their Doctor among the stars

For fuck sakes…

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