So Toy Story 3 was on TV the other day…

lemonteaflower:

so me, my sister and my dad decided watching it again. 

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and then there were the scenes when Bonnie is playing…. 

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and my dad said 

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Oh my god my heart

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Tags: crying

the-pietriarchy:

krogantesticles:

splinteryourspine:

white people are so bad at middle names find me a white girl with a middle name that isn’t rose or marie oh wait you fuckin can’t

you’ve obviously never heard Spanish names then

or any non english names for that matter (surprise there’s a world outside of english speaking countries)

My middle name is Rose Marie… Ill see myself out

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Tags: well fuck

Skulls skulls skulls 

Skulls skulls skulls 

Oh I paint stillI guess I should start updating here again

Oh I paint still
I guess I should start updating here again

time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

No
It gets better
In the X files he played a genie that crawled up your butt to control your mind

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puppyblogger:

CAUSE OF DEATH

  • dogs
  • dOGS
  • DOGS
  • DOGS???
  • PUPPIES!!!!!!!!
  • hAPPY PUPPY
  • WAGGING TAILS
  • DUMB DOGS
  • AAAAAA
  • LOAVES OF BREAD THAT ARE ACTUALLY DOGS

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kikmessenger:

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE


this one isn’t selling as much

kikmessenger:

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE

this one isn’t selling as much

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cutepoweredjellyfish:

frozen-in-these-dreams:

thefunnayblog:

evelynsmileees:

sizzlebutt:

babyblueeyesss:

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year

IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised

its because we all died at the end of 2012

-rethinks life-

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It feels weird because you are getting older. The older you get, the stranger holidays, that once gave you warm fuzzy feelings, get. And it gets worse guys! HAVE FUN

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buildabitchworkshop:

is that the tardis

turdis

buildabitchworkshop:

is that the tardis

turdis

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legit-fitness:

fabstroid:

This is my fitblr

I love this! Safe fitspo :)

The last photo = Having clear pee means you are drinking the proper amount of water you are supposed to be drinking… 

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

makeawishjellyfish:

Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT! 

that was beautiful

It would be,
if it was real

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pyroluminescence:

I’ve seen the first image go around with captions about how this is what L most likely looks like, given that L is a quarter Japanese and three quarters European. But this whole image set by Bobby Raffin is way too cute! The awkward images at the end just suit L so perfectly and they’re unsettling in a way that gives the perfect impression of just how uncomfortable and bizarre a presence L is to be around. 

Which is a roundabout way of saying I have the weirdest boner right now.

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WOAH WAIT
I know this guy I think!
Doesn’t he live in Toronto? 
I think he used to go to my old college. 

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best-of-funny:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

X

Wait… don’t all fruits do this? Accept apples though. I heard the weakest apples rot first. The are more susceptible to the gasses. They are chosen to die so the other apples live longer. 

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Has anyone ever tried pure cranberry juice? Not the juice blend shit from concentrate. The PURE cranberry juice that’s 10 dollars a jug?

wELL DON’T FUCKING CHOKE ON IT BECAUSE IT’S BURNS LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL FUCK I CAN’T BREATHE WHY GOD